bevsi:

modern disneys 

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

ryan + ray

thebestofkorra:

This is from Mike’s official facebook page

thebestofkorra:

This is from Mike’s official facebook page

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

aer-dna:

felt like doodling some mommas during their teens… in their children’s clothes

and vice versa

aer-dna:

felt like doodling some mommas during their teens… in their children’s clothes

and vice versa

glitchedgadget:

Is this Pokémon

glitchedgadget:

Is this Pokémon

xysciences:

Coral branches retreating to protect themselves.
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xysciences:

Coral branches retreating to protect themselves.

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morganoperandi:

I’m just gonna leave this here.

thatfilthyanimal:

this might as well be the cover of my resume to Dreamworks